Go ahead, Chet. [Sighs] If you're suggesting I stayed up all night trying to solve that childish puzzle you're right. No, no! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. " What's your opinion? I'm trying to get fired. For reasons beyond my control, I will soon become vapid, sluggish and slow-witted. I'm sorry, little girl. Where are we going? Oh. In this case, the golden rule instructed me not to argue or lecture people on their diet choices — even when I disagree with them deeply. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Your tomato soup is getting a skin on top. Round Springfield is a Simpsons-adjacent podcast hosted by Allie Goertz and Julia Prescott where they interview writers, directors, showrunners, and voice-actors from the Simpsons-verse on their various paths to Springfield, failed pilots, other projects, and beyond. Dear Log: It won't be long now before my mind melts into a soft, Simpsony sludge. Is she dying? You're just having a bad day. Soon, the arts and literature I love will be replaced by talk radio and vulgar mud flaps. Lisa Simpson was written as a vegetarian in The Simpsons by request of Sir Paul McCartney, as part of his agreement for appearing on the classic episode, Lisa The Vegetarian. [Yawns] Why bother? [Gasps] The project. Lisa Simpson is a vegetarian fictional cartoon character. Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. Oh, good. I’m not sure if I was all that eloquent when it came to making the decision to become vegetarian at age eight. It's called lice. The idea for the episode came to David X. Cohen while he was working on another script for the show. Sounds good. Go ahead, Chet. Announcer: We now return to When Buildings Collapse on Nonstop Fox. N. The show runners for the seventh production season were Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein who would executive produce 21 episodes this season. It's no coincidence, it's because of D.N.A. [Gasps] This is just two years ago! Baldness too. We are better off when we spend less time focused on bullying the individual choices of other people and more time living our own truth and gently implementing wider consumer-driven change. marks an episode with not enough content. Writer George Meyer, like Lisa, is a vegetarian and an environmentalist. Lisa: Dearest Log: I am me again! Does it? But vegans are completely off the hook, particularly the one that do try to convert others using shame. Lisa's vegetarianism is a topic of discussion many times throughout the series, but she officially becomes a vegetarian in season seven, episode five, Lisa the Vegetarian.After she meets a little lamb on a trip to a boring children's amusement park, Lisa can't even look at … Just because you and Dad and Bart went downill doesn't mean it's gonna happen to me. That's not how you spell "dumbening". But you run it, right? [Whistling] Boy, seeing that stomach surgery made me hungry. Beauty is all around us, and not just in pageants and parlors. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. That means you went to college, right? Good use of pipe cleaners, Becky. However, that’s not a justification to be an asshole. Homer: Um, I'm looking for something in an after-dinner burrito. I feel like I'm getting dumber by the minute. With the help of Apu as well as Paul and Linda McCartney, she commits to vegetarianism. It's the best friend you'll ever have. [Laughs] Thanks, Lisa. Little more. In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. Lisa the Vegetarian Big Bad Wolf: Come out, Come out or I'll blow your house in. - [Alarm Blares] - [Men Shouting] You may remember me from such medical films as Alice Doesn't Live Anymore and Mommy, What's Wrong with that Mars Face? Some things man is not meant to know. Marge, get me your address book four beers and my conversation hat. Appearing in season twenty-three episode twenty-two, "Lisa Goes Gaga" is probably the most hated episode of the show all time, and very well may be the worst, with it having the lowest Simpsons rating on IMDb at 3.9. - [Grunts] Ah, well, Sanjay. We're nothing but a big bunch of losers. - Please, young customers ignore the frozen gentleman, and return to your impulse buying. It has been so long that I don’t really remember what meat tastes like; I am still convinced Quorn chicken nuggets taste like the real thing. - Well, I'll show ya. - [Building Collapses] - [Homer And Bart Laughing, Cheering] - [Bart And Homer Whooping] - [Groans] Hey, Lise, wanna join us? In fact, I got a real funny story about that. It's an amusement park for babies. Let's go out for some frosty swirls. My parents weren’t massively rich and the internet was only just becoming a thing, so in our small seaside town they wasn’t much access to interesting veggie recipes either (thank God for potatoes). Tell her what you do. The Simpsons. 3F03: Lisa The Vegetarian 3F04: Treehouse Of Horror VI 3F05: King Size Homer 3F06: Mother Simpson 3F07: Marge Be Not Proud 3F08: Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming 3F09: Two Bad Neighbors 3F10: Team Homer 3F11: Scenes From The Class Struggle 3F12: Bart The Fink 3F13: Lisa The Iconoclast 3F14: Homer The Smithers 3F15: A Fish Called Selma No. I'll just give you a C-minus. [Running Footsteps] Damn. But it doesn't mean you can't live a long and pointless life. I'm afraid you're stuck with your genes, Lisa. There's a brainteaser on the back: "Professor Provolone's Picto-Puzzle". Being one of those “gifted” children at school (which can also be translated to “unpopular”), I found solace in the company of two fictional characters: Matilda, from Roald Dahl’s book by the same name, and Lisa Simpson, middle daughter of The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening. Your father. She thinks she is so great. It's me, your husband, Ralph. Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. Now we need your Ice Man. This is a convenience store not a freak show. Uh- Uh- - Want a hint? Unless you're a man. I learned a surprising lot from cartoons, and in particular The Simpsons, that maybe even I didn’t even realize at the time. Oh, your dad used to be smart as a monkey. You have to listen to the notes she's not playing. When I watched the episode, my eight year old brain thought “She has a point.” I still love animals now, but back then my fervor for them was unmatched. You'll have it in 45 seconds, sir. It's- [Whispering] Yeah! Your father. Aw, but we wanna stare at the ice dude. - Whoo! Shame does not work. I had one last week. Everybody hates birds, right? Homer, your daughter is pouring her heart out. "I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. [Gasps]. Just look at all that ice cream. Simpson gene? I mean, splendid. Fine. Grampa: (being Goldilocks) Well, I'm sorry, but it was 150 degrees in the car. - Would you like to see it again? [Groaning] Wesley, get mama's pryir bar. It's not Egyptian. When Lisa eats the hot dog, it is revealed to her by Apu that it was in fact tofu, and he then leads her to talk with Paul and Linda McCartney. I was 8 years old when I stopped eating meat. I'm Chief of Complicated Surgery at the InvasiCare Clinic. ##[Ends] The best part was when the buildings fell down. 3 Johnny Cash D.N.A is God's recipe for making you. At least I'd like to. Oh, thanks, honey. Mom, I think something's wrong with me. I'm getting worried about Lisa. Yeah. [Chuckles] Hey, you know who would love this? RELATED: The 10 Worst Episodes Of The Simpsons, According To IMDb. Lisa insulted us, Mom. [Clears Throat] Little girl likes her brain. - I'm finished. In a TV series stacked with iconic episodes, this one stands out for its accurate representation of transitioning to — and living — a veg lifestyle in a meat-heavy world. For the episode “Lisa the Vegetarian,” Paul and the late Linda McCartney--both staunch vegetarians at the time—agreed to do a guest appearance if Lisa Simpson remained meat-free for the rest of the series. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is one of several lovely, morally-upright episodes penned by David X. But I have something more important to say. You're against discount bus fares for war widows? That's right, sweetie. The capsules are the heart of the archive. - What? “Lisa the Vegetarian” is an episode distinct from most others in that it effected a permanent change to one of the show’s central characters. Your brother's comir along nicely. Lisa, it's me, Daddy. Maybe people got hurt. I remember how upsetting it was as a child to be constantly told how wrong I was when I just wanted to stop eating animals. All Simpsons start to lose their smarts around your age. Not according to any movie I've ever seen. - But those candy bars are all squished and melted. - You get it after you leave. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. [Scoffs] Simpson gene. I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. Lisa, honey, wake up. Whoo-hoo! Look at the interplay of light and shadow. For more than 20 years now, Lisa Simpson has stuck with her convictions and remains a vegetarian. And now, with an editorial reply, here's a small girl. Wham Episode: Lisa becomes a vegetarian. Oh! Whoa! So please, I beg you, don't take your brain for granted. - No what? If you would just apologize to Louie, you could get your hair cut the way you want. As Turner reports in “Planet Simpson,” key members of “The Simpsons” creative team identify closely with Lisa’s political beliefs. David Mirkin executive produced the remaining four, including two hold overs that were produced for the previous season. The animals in the petting zoo are tired and Bart’s trick to sneak onto a boring kiddie train backfires hilariously. [Chortling] [Announcer] And now, a Channel 6 editorial reply. Treasure, dog food? When the show addresses climate change and other environmental problems, it generally does so through the character of Lisa Simpson. For your information, none of your business. That's just foolishness! - Better. The Simpsons Transcript. Are we there yet? It's cute. That didn't answer anything. - Uh, you bet I am. Quit it. But I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. Actually, it's not so much funny as it is long. The fact is that now, 16 years later, being a vegetarian is pretty easy. Uh, I am! F.D. 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