With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie The Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. While dressed as a mall Santa, Homey wore the clown outfit, but added a Santa over-coat. Take the Quiz: Homie the Clown Quiz!. You people have stood in my way long enough. You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty. I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something. Only $38,000. Or if the players are doing some detective work they could come across Homey on a false lead. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Oh, nonsense, Krusty. Homey saw her love as a plot to “whiten him up” and as we all know…”Homey don’t play dat.”, “I don’t think so… Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “Want to see a trick ?” He's spinning the ball on his finger. Joe the clown is good friends with. 6081 in-depth character profiles from comics, games, movies. Homey D. Clown – Damon Wayans plays an ex-con who works as a clown (real name Herman Simpson) for his parole agreement, but lashes out at anyone (usually by hitting them on the head with a sock full of pennies) who attempts to make him perform the standard antics of the role – "I don't think so! But our infomercials are running 24 hours a day. When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. All the children together: “Yeah !” I want a free car because I'm Krusty. The same Benedict Arnold... who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. series In Living Color comedy sketch Homey D. Clown, played by Damon Wayans. Okay, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Get a cheap one, and what happens? The advertisements in this profile brought to you by The Man. I have wonderful stories about other famous people... that include me in some way. Kid: “Nothing !” Hey, Homer. Hey, Krusty, hey. Don't squirm. Synopsis. I now proclaim this new burger for sale.". You came here to save me. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Share articles on Facebook, Twitter, etc. Homer then runs into some trouble with the mob . Oh, my God. His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the White males that are “holding him down”. In a dream sequence he worked at a restaurant, he was still in his clown make-up and oversized shoes but wore a tuxedo instead of the yellow and orange clown suit. This one is requested by my wife. Nothing is selling anymore. A couple of those would be tasty right now. I am squirming. Never. You want my advice? That game was fixed. Even though he is always dressed as a clown and taking on his “Homey D. Clown” persona, he doesn’t always take jobs for a clown. The Simpsons 9F07 - Mr. His father finds a clown suit and becomes the new entertainment but something is weird about it, there is an evil curse and it won't come off. Same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate committee about organized crime? CAUSE WE ALL KNOW SOMEONE WHO COULD USE A GOOD "BOP ON THE HEAD" I'm leaving the clowning business to the other clowns in the clowning business. My dad got Krusty the Clown to personally appear at my party. He’s actor Damon Wayans’ Angry Black Man persona who is an ex-con forced to work as a clown-for-hire, resulting in biting skits. "Homie the Clown" is the 15th episode of The Simpsons' sixth season, and aired on February 12, 1995. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Martial Artist (AV only, +1 to Init): 04, Weaponry (Exotic: Tennis Ball filled Sock): 04. Share the best GIFs now >>> Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. Hurry up. The Man later turns out to be an actual person. I am only missing 2 of the 11 skits. However, the design was kept and turned into more of a satirical idea. I only consider you scum compared to Krusty. I mean, just because I am Krusty the Clown? Gambling is the finest thing a person can do if he's good at it. Homey don't play that!". After 8 years in prison, Herman Simpson works as a clown as part of his parole agreement. (Kid sticks his head in the bag and Homey cinches it up so the kid can’t get back out.) Yeah, Dad. Free Daily Quotes. Do for me my favorite trick, where you ride the little bike through the loop... and I will let you live. Another note. Well, I guess you're pretty impressed, huh, Bart? Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0, Introducing Homey D. Clown (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0). Homer succumbs to a billboard advertisement and becomes one of the college's first students. Don't squirm. I told you we should've bought more than three bullets. I am so glad I had a chance to meet you... before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan. I'm not him. No. I'm going to clown college. Now, there can only be one Krusty in each territory. Memories. Makes it go faster. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Girl: “It’s not very pretty.” Directed by Paul Miller. A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. So after you finish your performance, you might consider robbing them. Look at this swell bucket of house paint. "Homie the Clown" is the fifteenth episode of The Simpsons' sixth season. This site uses a handful of cookies. Baggy! marks an episode with not enough content. Share the best GIFs now >>> Just take the clown college. Link to germane writeups.org articles on the web (your blog, online forums, comments areas…). The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister? The song of Pjerrot's love. 1. - I am holding still. Homey could always serve as an insert into an Ambush Bug adventure. Homey has a fairly quick wit and can come up with a quick rhyme on the spot. Circus is in town. But wait. : 12-Feb-95 Capsule revision D, 21-Jul-96 Title sequence Blackboard :- Next time it could be me on the scaffolding. - Marge? Louie, Rome and Budapest. On separate occasions, he has worked as a substitute teacher and as a mall Santa. Let's just grab him. He can't kill anybody if he doesn't know which one's the real Krusty. Herman Simpson, better known semi-professionally as Homey D. Clown, is a bitter and hostile convict with a never-ending community service sentence. Not even your new Lady Krusty line. Oh, thanks. Homey: “Since you a big man, Homey got something special for you. Is that so? But we're only letting the bet ride... because you crack us so consistently up. After observing a billboard for clown college, Homer cannot resist becoming an official Krusty the Clown impersonator. I think you should buy this car. Only thing left to do is... to open a clown college and train some regional Krustys. Krusty. You remember the time we got loaded... and set those beavers loose in that pine-furniture store? When Krusty wants to, he can still blow them away. The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all. Should I shoot him gangland-style or execution-style? Equipment: Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear. There's nothing better than a cigarette... unless it's a cigarette lit with a $ 100 bill. When my wife takes an interest in my hobby how can I say no. Okay. I don’t see nothing.” Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga... Seattle. There was a computer adventure game released in 1993 for the PC featuring the character, I know very little about it and have no access to it so it is not included in this profile. Okay, we'll start off with the baggy p... Wha...? I don't think any of us expected him to say that. Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, better known by his stage name Krusty the Clown (sometimes spelled as Krusty the Klown), is a cartoon character in the animated television series The Simpsons and manager of Sheffield Wednesday Football Club. Tell the boys I want a total world search. His irrational behavior once caused him to give up a girl, Sally, even when he was head over heels in love with her. Homey Quotes. Take your hands off my eyes. I have no idea…I guess put him on the street and have the players encounter him. Homey also does self-promotion like setting up a one-stop carnival or converting a Chuck-E-Cheese into a home. Perhaps he runs into Ambush Bug and Cheeks the Toy Wonder and decides to compare notes. Homey: (Whop) “Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “So, you want to be in a gang huh, make you feel like a big man, huh ?” By continuing to use our website, you agree to our use of cookies – explained on our cookies info page. How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines... kept me in business during that first shaky year? He's stealing all the burgers. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hold still, Homer. - Hold still, Homer. Afternoon joy in. Being a clown sucks. And now, the winner for the most promising new series on cable: Old Starsky and Hutch's. Yeah. How about letting me go double or nothing on the opera tonight. Homer and Krusty looking practically the same was eventually turned into an episode in itself, with Season 6 episode “Homie the Clown” in which Homer becomes a Krusty impersonator and ends up in deep with the mob. Daisy played by. They were using a freaking ladder, for God's sake. Well, my time's almost up here. Mrs. Gudrun Houlberg. It's my first day of clown college. Look, I'm cleaned out. I'm going to clown college. It's my first day of clown college. Yeah, Barney Gumble. But if you blow it, you'll look like a fool. It is time for us to take you for a ride. An image tagged homie the clown. Homey the Clown, of course, was the name of a character played by Damon Wayans on the early-90s sketch-comedy show In Living Color. You can learn more with the writeups.org FAQ. The Man later turns out to be an actual person. You people have stood in my way long enough. He later used it to help him when directing The Simpsons Movie. Kid who wants to be in a gang: “Yeah !” When Krusty the Clown opens a clown college to deal with his debt, Homer Simpson enrolls and ends up impersonating Krusty at public events. Look in the bag.” All right, you take it easy, Krusty. Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use... Wow, lucky I always keep a Bible close to my heart... Lucky I was wearing this extra-large piece of the true cross today. Homey: “Now what do you see ?” And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin-Cycle Fantastic trick. I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit... was entirely different from your bit. By the looks of your face neither is your momma, now sit down !” (Smacks her in the head with the sock), (Girl asks to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what she wants for Christmas) I don't think any of us expected him to say that. It's sacrilege. In one episode Homey convinced a scout group called the Woodpeckers to turn on their leader, each member wielding a black “Homey” sock and his familiar rhetoric. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle... and make it funny. Thanks a lot. Legs, you check out the East Side. Performing clowns transform into Charlie and three other men who are aflame Co-workers: AUGH!!! Subscribe Clown Quotes. Homey The Clown Quotes. I'll never be able to do this trick. And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger, the one with ketchup... here he is, coming in by parachute, Krusty the Clown. Okay. Your churlish attitude reminds me of the time I had dinner with Groucho and... You're gonna have dinner with Groucho tonight if you don't beat it. One on one, Homey seems to be able to fight and beat most normal human adversaries, strangling them or tying them up off screen. My apologies to you. This profile is based on the skits I could find on YouTube. Homey: “Give me a dollar.”, (Speaking to his parole officer about his file) “It’s a long list of lies perpetrated by the “Man” to keep a brother down.”, Child at a party: “Why did you become a clown ?” The episode was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by David Silverman. I'll just cut back on the condor-egg omelets. So I'd like to say I know Woody Allen. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. These Krusty-brand balloons are 3 bucks each. You'll now go back to your hometowns and do kids' parties, swap meets... and the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot clown pole. Tube-sock filled with Tennis Balls [BODY 01, EV 00, Bonuses & Limitations: EV is limited to Bashing damage (-1) Cost: 02]. Sort: Relevant Newest # hide # hiding # bushes # spicer # correction # krusty # clown # homey # dancing # season 6 # episode 15 # make up # clowns # comedy # 90s # retro # 1990s # clowns # reaction # the simpsons # season 6 # simpsons # krusty the clown Normally used only for humiliation, Homey may AP add STR to EV of Sock for a stun effect but Homey doesn’t normally do this, surprisingly, even when he got the opportunity to bop “The Man”. Take the ball. I have a feeling I could get him to appear at my house. Home Boy Seminar, America's Funniest Security Camera Videos, Andrea Dice Clay, Hey Mon - flight crew, and Homey D. Clown entertains at a birthday party. It was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off as Tom Bosley. You have brought great joy to this old ltalian stereotype. Drawbacks: They make the car go faster. One dropped storyline for The Simpsons saw Krusty being revealed as Homer's secret identity and this episode allowed writers to comment … Kid: “Let me see. You people have stood in my way long enough. Krusty's Monopoly game, the Krusty Crowd-Control Barrier. You didn't complain when I got you... this close to Chachi. “Homey D. Clown” was one of the show’s signature characters, and is still well-remembered to this day. That's it. Homey: “Same thing your dumbass get out of a gang, nothing.”. Unlike other shows, it was produced and told from a mostly African-American perspective – which proved quite successful. I have no business being a clown. I'm gonna give you the biggest ticket you... (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hey, Krusty, Krusty. Homey usually ends his clown act with a sing-along, which normally ends with him in a degenerating rant. I don't know, Bart. I'm going a different way than you, Dick. You took money made franchising your name... and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters? Writeup completed on the 25th of October, 2010. That advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever. That's it. I shall now kill both of you. Homie the Clown Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. I want everything that's coming to Krusty the Clown, which is me, Krusty. Skills: Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. I'm putting speed holes in my car. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. 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